Impossible Christmas back
"terrifically inspired"..."a twisted experimental extravaganza"

Extreme Christmas Music
30 electronic arrangements of the Christmas classics

Sample tracks:

  The First Noel
  The Star of Christmas Morning
  Silent Night
  Russian Dance
  We Wish You a Merry Christmas
Available for download at iTunes or Rhapsody.
More clips and CD available at CDBaby.

Sample track: Star of Christmas Morning


It's the perfect antidote for those Tony Bennett or Bing Crosby saccharin fests...Forget about caroling this year. Take out your old 1980s boom box, put this in and walk around your neighborhood, playing it at full blast. You'll be sure to cause disturbing fun all throughout your home town.

- Clarendon Lavorich, Lollipop Magazine

Impossible Christmas is a twisted experimental extravaganza.

...this fresh translation of the familiar medium is as refreshing and enjoyable as it is funny.

- Spook Winchester, AsYlem

...Computer geek Green and his magical MIDI plow through terrifically inspired versions of 22 holiday tunes

- Jeff Drake, Pitch Weekly

Five minutes of Gordon Green's MIDI-sequenced fracturing of traditional tunes is damned annoying, 20 minutes is fairly interesting and 60 minutes is nearly brilliant. Recommended with large doses of eggnog.

- Timeout magazine